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It’s Mother’s Day… Dammit!
As Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom, I hereby proclaim that Mother’s Day be celebrated the entire weekend this year… and forever. It’s been a rough one, that’s why. No way is one lousy day of cleaning up...
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The Ugly Truth about Mother’s Day
Now that we’ve all had some time to recover, I think it’s time to talk about why Mother’s Day sucks rotten eggs and stinky baseball cleats. Better yet, let’s have a “My Mother’s Day Sucked Worse than...
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It’s Mother’s Day… Dammit
As Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom, I hereby proclaim that Mother’s Day be celebrated the entire weekend this year… and forever. It’s been a rough one, that’s why. No way is one lousy day of cleaning up...
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Things that make the Seasons Joyful- or Not
The C-word-holiday doesn’t exactly bring out the best in me. In fact, it’s stress-filled obligatory energy transforms me right into the Grinchy Hulk, which is a creature similar to the oversized...
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Today, I had to remind myself… again
Today, I had to remind myself… again That every person is as different as an individual flake of snow. That no two social situations or family dynamics are the same. That mankind is as unique as the...
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The Gazillion Concept
Sometimes anything greater than one seems like the equivalent to a gazillion. I call it the Gazillion Concept. Perfect Examples… Loads of Laundry. Times you get up at night to let the dog out. The...
View ArticleKiss my Butt, Orville!!!
Screw you Orville. When I see this sitting on the kitchen counter my hair stands straight up, like Marge Simpson, except on FIRE. I’m not a neat freak by any stretch of the imagination, but this...
View ArticleShout out to the Special One’s…
My response to the slew of well meaning parents whose Facebook posts read… My honor student was just accepted at Kick-Ass Smarty-Pants University for advanced brain surgery and intermediate astronaut...
View ArticleDammit Wonderwoman, You’re Late Again
This mornings chaos kind of cancelled itself out. I love when that happens. Bittersweet beginnings. Bad news – Diva #13 missed the bus because I lost her track uniform, which was actually in the bottom...
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